- Me: Humans are horrible creatures.
- Me: Except band members they are perfect.
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
my son told me he was gay today and i told him it was fine with me but then i remembered i don’t have a son or any kids at all for that matter so idk whose kid that was
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
and then repeat them
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism